Survey (Stolen from Maggie)

THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY

Let's see if you can get through it.

Longest relationship:
Two?iiiish years

Shortest relationship:
Two days?

How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?
Most of them

Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you dated?
Currently =]

Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
NO?

Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
MANY TIMES!

Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes,

Have you ever had your heart broken?
Hurt, not broken

Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Hah, I think so

Talk to any of your ex's?
Some, kinda

If you could go back in time and change things back to the way they were with your ex would you?
Not really

Think any of your ex's feel the same way?
lol I bet!

Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yes,

Have you dated people who were not good to you?
Yeah

Have you been in an abusive relationship?
Mhmm

Have you dated someone older then you?
Yup!

Dated someone younger then you?
lol Yes

Do you regret anything that you have or haven't done with a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Uh, yeah

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Only one, no more

Believe in love at first sight?
Nope, that's lust

Ever dated two people at once?
hahahahahahahahaha No

Ever been given an Engagement ring?
Yes

Do you have something to say to any of your ex's?
Rot in hell sir,

Ever stole someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yeah

Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yes

Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
Meh, not after awhile!

Any important firsts that happened during 2009?
Not really

Has anyone told you they would never leave and left?
Yes,

Do you like someone whos name that starts with a C, K, M, L, S?
YES! CCCCCCCameron.

You kissed someone Saturday night, didn't you?
Saturday? uh no?

Would you rather marry Edward Cullen, or take a million dollars?
Million, durrr (LOVE Edward though)

Do you prefer being in an actual relationship, or would you rather have the freedom of a ‘friend’s with benefits type deal?
Actual relationship

Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
YES!

Do you know someone with the same birthday as you?
Same day, diff month

Your bed is missing. Where'd it go?
Ebay?

How often do you hurt yourself on accident?
gosh, daily

If your pee was the same color as your favorite color, would you be worried?
Pink is not at all good =O

Do you remember what you dreamed of last night?
Nope

Have you ever held a real gun?
Nevvvva

Is the person you last texted single?
Yes,

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Cam =] (Except for texting, the Drewie)

Do you still talk to the first person you kissed?
No

Have you kissed anyone in '09 that actually meant anything?
Yesss,

Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
Yup

Who was the last person you physically hit?
Uhm, Cameltoooooe

How many people can you trust with just about everything?
Gorsh, afew

Do you think two people can last forever?
Depends

Last time you laughed super hard? And why?
Smorning, =] Idk why

Would it be weird if the last person you kissed called you?
haha nope

Will you regret your next kiss?
NO!

Are you open about your feelings or closed off?
openish.

Are you the type of person who has a new boyfriend/girlfriend every week?
Not even

How has 2010 been for you so far?
AWWWWWWESOME!

Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours?
Si

Did you sleep alone the last two nights?
Durr

How long was your last phone conversation you had?
like a hour?

Who was it with?
Cam

Excited for anything?
V-Day on Sunday

When will your next kiss be?
Fryyyyyday

What’s one thing you like about winter?
Snow,

Do you have drama in your life?
Dur, yes

What’s something you really want right now, be honest?
g2

As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
I'm watching 8 simple rules so yeaaaah

Do you like someone at this minute?
YES

DUH.

Have you laughed until you cried?
lol yeees.

What are you listening to right now?
8 Simple Rules

You never know what you got until you lose it? True or false?
Falsies

What is the last thing you drank today?
Water?

Where would I have found you last night at 11pm?
Blogging or Sleeping

What’s your plans for this friday?
Drama, Hanging with Cam and Ashie, Winterlude and then Psych

You kissed someone last night, didn’t you?
Nawp

Is it okay to like someone else when you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend?
It's ok to find others attractive, but no

Are you happy with the choices you’ve made?
Not all but yes

Are you one of those people who constantly check the time?
Not really, but yes

Are you happy?
Atm, yes!

Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset?
sunset!

Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot?
FOREVER! but yes

Has anyone put their arm around you in the last 5 days?
Uhm, yes?

Has your name been in someone’s facebook status lately?
lolcats, yes

Do you like your family?
:) Yes!!!!

Has anyone laid on your bed besides you?
Durr

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
HAH no

Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
Bunnie!

Is there anyone you would like to punch in the face now?
Not anymore!

What month were you born?
December

Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Sometimes

How have you felt today?
Tired, exited, naughty, bored and sleeepy

How much money did you spend today?
2.50$

Were you single on your last birthday?
Nope

How many piercings do you have?
3

If you were upset, who is the first girl you’d go to?
Tabi or JJ

Do you think things will change in the next 3 months?
Yes =]

Last person who said they loved you?
Cameriiiiiin







RANDOM (Survey over btw)



The 8 Simple Rules are:

- Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as heck not picking anything up.

- Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

- Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to assure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric staple gun and fasten your trousers securely in place around your waist.

- Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I WILL kill you.

- Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

- Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make YOU cry.

- Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process which can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

- Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places lacking parents, policemen, or nuns. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her chin. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay.