Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Survey (Stolen from Maggie)
THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY
Let's see if you can get through it.
Longest relationship:
Two?iiiish years
Shortest relationship:
Two days?
How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?
Most of them
Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you dated?
Currently =]
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
NO?
Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
MANY TIMES!
Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes,
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Hurt, not broken
Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Hah, I think so
Talk to any of your ex's?
Some, kinda
If you could go back in time and change things back to the way they were with your ex would you?
Not really
Think any of your ex's feel the same way?
lol I bet!
Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yes,
Have you dated people who were not good to you?
Yeah
Have you been in an abusive relationship?
Mhmm
Have you dated someone older then you?
Yup!
Dated someone younger then you?
lol Yes
Do you regret anything that you have or haven't done with a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Uh, yeah
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Only one, no more
Believe in love at first sight?
Nope, that's lust
Ever dated two people at once?
hahahahahahahahaha No
Ever been given an Engagement ring?
Yes
Do you have something to say to any of your ex's?
Rot in hell sir,
Ever stole someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yeah
Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yes
Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
Meh, not after awhile!
Any important firsts that happened during 2009?
Not really
Has anyone told you they would never leave and left?
Yes,
Do you like someone whos name that starts with a C, K, M, L, S?
YES! CCCCCCCameron.
You kissed someone Saturday night, didn't you?
Saturday? uh no?
Would you rather marry Edward Cullen, or take a million dollars?
Million, durrr (LOVE Edward though)
Do you prefer being in an actual relationship, or would you rather have the freedom of a ‘friend’s with benefits type deal?
Actual relationship
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
YES!
Do you know someone with the same birthday as you?
Same day, diff month
Your bed is missing. Where'd it go?
Ebay?
How often do you hurt yourself on accident?
gosh, daily
If your pee was the same color as your favorite color, would you be worried?
Pink is not at all good =O
Do you remember what you dreamed of last night?
Nope
Have you ever held a real gun?
Nevvvva
Is the person you last texted single?
Yes,
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Cam =] (Except for texting, the Drewie)
Do you still talk to the first person you kissed?
No
Have you kissed anyone in '09 that actually meant anything?
Yesss,
Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
Yup
Who was the last person you physically hit?
Uhm, Cameltoooooe
How many people can you trust with just about everything?
Gorsh, afew
Do you think two people can last forever?
Depends
Last time you laughed super hard? And why?
Smorning, =] Idk why
Would it be weird if the last person you kissed called you?
haha nope
Will you regret your next kiss?
NO!
Are you open about your feelings or closed off?
openish.
Are you the type of person who has a new boyfriend/girlfriend every week?
Not even
How has 2010 been for you so far?
AWWWWWWESOME!
Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours?
Si
Did you sleep alone the last two nights?
Durr
How long was your last phone conversation you had?
like a hour?
Who was it with?
Cam
Excited for anything?
V-Day on Sunday
When will your next kiss be?
Fryyyyyday
What’s one thing you like about winter?
Snow,
Do you have drama in your life?
Dur, yes
What’s something you really want right now, be honest?
g2
As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
I'm watching 8 simple rules so yeaaaah
Do you like someone at this minute?
YES
DUH.
Have you laughed until you cried?
lol yeees.
What are you listening to right now?
8 Simple Rules
You never know what you got until you lose it? True or false?
Falsies
What is the last thing you drank today?
Water?
Where would I have found you last night at 11pm?
Blogging or Sleeping
What’s your plans for this friday?
Drama, Hanging with Cam and Ashie, Winterlude and then Psych
You kissed someone last night, didn’t you?
Nawp
Is it okay to like someone else when you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend?
It's ok to find others attractive, but no
Are you happy with the choices you’ve made?
Not all but yes
Are you one of those people who constantly check the time?
Not really, but yes
Are you happy?
Atm, yes!
Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset?
sunset!
Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot?
FOREVER! but yes
Has anyone put their arm around you in the last 5 days?
Uhm, yes?
Has your name been in someone’s facebook status lately?
lolcats, yes
Do you like your family?
:) Yes!!!!
Has anyone laid on your bed besides you?
Durr
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
HAH no
Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
Bunnie!
Is there anyone you would like to punch in the face now?
Not anymore!
What month were you born?
December
Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Sometimes
How have you felt today?
Tired, exited, naughty, bored and sleeepy
How much money did you spend today?
2.50$
Were you single on your last birthday?
Nope
How many piercings do you have?
3
If you were upset, who is the first girl you’d go to?
Tabi or JJ
Do you think things will change in the next 3 months?
Yes =]
Last person who said they loved you?
Cameriiiiiin
RANDOM (Survey over btw)
The 8 Simple Rules are:
- Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as heck not picking anything up.
- Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
- Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to assure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric staple gun and fasten your trousers securely in place around your waist.
- Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I WILL kill you.
- Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
- Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make YOU cry.
- Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process which can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
- Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places lacking parents, policemen, or nuns. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her chin. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay.
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